At least he's man enough to admit it

Surely you've heard of Hooters? World famous for its - umm - chicken wings. It just so happens there is one fairly close by to where I live.

The other day I went to get a haircut. There was only one haircut person (barber? barberette? stylist?) at the time and she was with someone, so I sat down to wait after giving my information. Another person walked in, looked around, then immediately left - I guess he couldn't wait. A couple minutes later another gentleman walked in and sat down.

He asked me something - I wasn't 100% sure what it was - but it sounded like "are you waiting for a haircut," so I said yes, and stated I hadn't been waiting long. The woman got done with her customer, and turned to the other guy to get his information. He gave it, and was told it would be a few minutes. He remained standing, as if he was expecting to go next. She got done sweeping and called me over.

The man looked annoyed that I was going next (I guess he asked me something else) and looked impatient. He then loudly announces to me and the stylist, "I'll be over at Hooters." The stylist and I looked at one another. Not only was this guy impatient (my haircuts are simple and only take about 5 minutes), but he openly admitted he would be over at Hooters, when he easily could have said "I'll be right back."

I'm sure he was going there to enjoy the chicken wings.