I'm Rich Redux

Lucky me, I won the British lottery again! Another $1.4 million to add to my burgeoning fortune.

But the lottery isn't the only thing that's adding to my bank account.

By some strange coincidence, a bunch of people overseas with the last name as me have passed on recently, and guess what, they're all millionares! Oil fields, mostly. Problem is, their relatives can't cash in on their fortunes, and they need my help. All I have to do is let them borrow my bank account for a bit, and when it's all said and done, I get a cut of the loot. Sounds fair to me. After all, the more money I get, the more I can invest and get even MORE money!

If this keeps up, I'll be able to buy my own island.