I'm Rich!

Well, a few weeks back, I got rich, and I keep getting richer! The money is just piling up! I must be one of the luckiest guys right now. How, you ask?

Why, I've won several different lotteries in the last few weeks! The Austrialian Lottery (twice), the British Lottery (twice), the "International" lottery (three times), and the Irish lottery (twice). Yep, I get to retire early.

My email notifications are always the same. I've won a random drawing, and all I need to do is claim the prize. Sometimes all they want is a phone call, and some others want me to fill out some information like date of birth, phone number, fax number.. which, of course, I'll be glad to give, what with all the money I'll be getting.

Does it matter that an Australian lottery is based out of England? Not to me. Large amounts of money.

And does it matter that I haven't entered ANYTHING? Or actually purchased any tickets? Nope. I'm willing to accept there are several "random" lotteries out there, and that other countries want to pony up the dough to non-citizens.

So unless this is come kind of crazy scam, so long, suckers!