An announcement I would like to hear

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Thank you for choosing us as your shopping headquarters, we would like to give you a few pointers to make your shopping experience more enjoyable. First, push your cart in the manner that you would drive your car safely. This means stay on the right and yield when crossing over to the other side. Secondly, if you need to stop in the aisle please park your cart to the right side, so other shoppers can pass you safely. And finally, when you are passing someone that is blocking you, please use a courteous manner (i.e. Excuse me ma'am or sir). If you follow these simple guidelines your shopping experience will be more enjoyable. Thank you for your attention and have a nice day. *Click*