From the Mind of Mocha

Hello humans, Mocha the Cat here.

We of the Himalayan breed are very talkative by nature, so I felt I needed to get something out in the open. We cats lead very stressful lives. We lead a very strict schedule of eating, sleeping, personal grooming, and random running across the room at full speed. On top of that we still need to fit in our 18 hours of sleep! It is very disrupting to have you humans come and try to pet us, brush us, or pick us up when we are in the middle of something like napping.

Like just today, I was at the window, closer than ever to getting the little birdies, when my human picks me up and puts me in a cage! Off we went, to strange sights and sounds, into a moving vehicle. I was begging and pleading to be let out, when we finally stopped. He then took me into a room with a bunch of strange humans, who buttered me up by saying how pretty I was (no argument there) and then proceeded to poke me with sharp things! I don't even know these humans!

I'm now at my home, my entire schedule thrown off, and now I must plan revenge.. do I ignore my human, or do I act like I want attention and then fuss when he tries to give it to me? Decisions decisions.

The point is, you humans with cats, that you with your worry-free lives don't consider the feelings of us opressed kitties. Please, let us come to you on our own time with our needs and problems! Thank you.