Door Entry 101

Hello, class, this is Door Entry 101. Those of you looking for Professor Farnsworth's class, Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields, that's next door.

75 percent of students who take my class fail it, so pay attention and take notes!

In this class we will discuss the proper way to enter a door.

We'll be learning things like, when you go to a store with separate "Enter" and "Exit" doors, the correct door to use when entering the store is "Enter," while when you are leaving, you use the "Exit" door. This is true even when both doors are 2-way.

Young man!! No talking in class!!

We'll also delve deeply into one of the most difficult of door entries, the double door. You'll find out that the double door system is just like driving. You always use the right side. This way if you are entering a door while another person is coming the other direction, you can both use the door without slamming it into someone's face! I wrote my dissertation on this subject.

What? The bell already?

So be it. For homework please observe people entering doorways and count how many do it incorrectly. You'll see why so many fail my course!